The Federal Republic of Detrivania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Justin Miles with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.027 billion Detrivanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 66.8%.

The Detrivanian economy, worth 213 trillion lunas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 42,372 lunas, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Detrivania's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Detrivania is ranked 12,759^th in the world and 710^th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 82.29 Years.