The Grand Kingdom of Detrona is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dsyhlan Jundarazan with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.001 billion Detronans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dushction. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Detronian economy, worth 519 trillion Detrines a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,084 Detrines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official Detronian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling', workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, and teenagers sit around on their butts all day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Detrona's national animal is the Detronan Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dradionism.

Detrona is ranked 13,085^th in the world and 663^rd in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,475.09 on the Gilded Widget Scale.