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The United Emirates of Diadochi

“لا إله إلا الله، محمد رسول الله”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Geopolity



Population13.425 billion

LeaderKing Sultan
FaithSunni Islam

CurrencyDiadochi Dirham
AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The United Emirates of Diadochi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Sultan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.425 billion Emiratis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeddah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.0%.

The all-consuming Diadochian economy, worth a remarkable 1,162 trillion Diadochi Dirhams a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,571 Diadochi Dirhams, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Jeddah, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, and executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diadochi's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Diadochi is ranked 181,013th in the world and 77th in Geopolity for Rudest Citizens, with 27.4 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,154thLargest Black Market: 7,418thMost Devout: 8,901stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,116thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,709thHighest Economic Output: 14,555thHealthiest Citizens: 14,732ndLargest Insurance Industry: 14,774thMost Cultured: 15,315thLargest Populations: 17,475thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,081stMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,595thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,130thMost Influential: 20,767th
Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Diadochi altered its national flag.
  • : Diadochi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Diadochi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Diadochi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Diadochi's influence in Geopolity rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
  • : Diadochi relocated from Balder to Geopolity.
  • : Diadochi altered its national flag.
  • : Diadochi was refounded in Balder.
  • : Diadochi ceased to exist in Geopolity.
  • : Diadochi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.


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