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The United Emirates of Diadochi

“لا إله إلا الله، محمد رسول الله”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Geopolity



Population13.042 billion

LeaderKing Sultan
FaithSunni Islam

CurrencyDiadochi Dirham
AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The United Emirates of Diadochi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Sultan with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.042 billion Emiratis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeddah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.0%.

The all-consuming Diadochian economy, worth a remarkable 1,129 trillion Diadochi Dirhams a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,571 Diadochi Dirhams, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Jeddah, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, and executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diadochi's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Diadochi is ranked 41,656th in the world and 22nd in Geopolity for Highest Average Incomes, with 86,571.87 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,154thLargest Black Market: 7,016thMost Devout: 8,414thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 10,600thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,637thHealthiest Citizens: 14,493rdLargest Insurance Industry: 14,506thHighest Economic Output: 14,770thMost Cultured: 15,295thLargest Populations: 17,663rdLongest Average Lifespans: 18,563rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,899thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,114th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 13th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Diadochi's influence in Geopolity rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
  • : Diadochi relocated from Balder to Geopolity.
  • : Diadochi altered its national flag.
  • : Diadochi was refounded in Balder.
  • : Diadochi ceased to exist in Geopolity.
  • : Diadochi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Diadochi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Diadochi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Diadochi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Diadochi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.


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