The People's Republic of Diamatiya is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ziad Rahbani with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.553 billion Diamatiyans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amioun. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The strong Diamatiyan economy, worth 577 trillion tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is 88,170 tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, Ziad Rahbani has been nicknamed 'Robomop', the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, and all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diamatiya's national animal is the hermit crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Diamatiya is ranked 7,756^th in the world and 7^th in North Korea for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.19 law-abiding acts per hour.