The Monarchy of Diarcesia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Phlegomy with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, unlimited-speed roads, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 18.062 billion Diarcesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcesius. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Diarcesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,959 trillion golds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,879 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diarcesia's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Diarcesia is ranked 137,014^th in the world and 1^st in Diarcesia for Nudest, with 141.25 cheeks per square mile.