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The New Republic of Diche Choklate

“Our Union Forever” President Sneed

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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Sonindia


Diche Choklate

Population5.169 billion

LeaderPresident Sneed


The New Republic of Diche Choklate is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Sneed with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.169 billion Choklatians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Townsville. The average income tax rate is 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Choklatian economy, worth a remarkable 1,472 trillion Cashmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 284,816 Cashmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, a third of Choklatians are e-certified CEOs, and it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Choklatian restaurants. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Diche Choklate's national animal is the Alligator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Canoism.

Diche Choklate is ranked 208,007th in the world and 320th in Sonindia for Safest, scoring 3.92 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Rudest Citizens: 361stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 511thFattest Citizens: 780thHighest Disposable Incomes: 865thLargest Retail Industry: 880thMost Avoided: 1,006thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,174thMost Armed: 1,284thHighest Crime Rates: 1,386thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,987thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,164thLargest Mining Sector: 2,308thHighest Average Incomes: 2,313thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,474thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,582ndHighest Drug Use: 2,584thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,870thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,912thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,992ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,102ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,110thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,245thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,516thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,803rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,102ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,150thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,218thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,404thMost Inclusive: 4,563rdLargest Black Market: 5,330thSmartest Citizens: 5,828thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,955thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,356thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,468thMost Cultured: 7,662ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 10,804thMost Secular: 11,506thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,585thLargest Governments: 11,833rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,988thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,499thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,767th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 30th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Serbersia, Sorentia, Estonia-Livonia, and The Somalli Pirates.

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