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The Constituent Kingdom of Judea of Die Juden

“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: The Union of Religious Nations

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Die Juden

Population16.021 billion

CapitalJerusalem
LeaderDavid Cohen
FaithJudaism

CurrencyShekel
Animalfalcon

The Constituent Kingdom of Judea of Die Juden is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by David Cohen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.021 billion Hebrews are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 14.2%.

The all-consuming Hebrew economy, worth a remarkable 1,696 trillion Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 105,880 Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Meat-eating is frowned upon, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, and government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Die Juden's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Judaism.

Die Juden is ranked 7,609th in the world and 1st in The Union of Religious Nations for Most Stationary, with 2,687.230051005 days.

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Most Stationary: 7,609thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,794thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,229thFattest Citizens: 10,231stTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,285thHighest Economic Output: 15,368thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,756thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,388thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,813thLargest Populations: 23,883rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,174thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,099th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the region

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