The Kingdom of Dienstadi News Feed is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.212 billion Dienstadi News Feedians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 39.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Dienstadi News Feedian economy, worth 371 trillion buy my newspapers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Gambling, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,438 buy my newspapers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dienstadi News Feed's national animal is the newspaper monster.

Dienstadi News Feed is ranked 181,504^th in the world and 64^th in Greater Dienstad for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,027.22 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.