The Union of Diet coke enjoyers is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jack Carew with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.465 billion Diet coke enjoyers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DC City. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving a Diet coke enjoyer economy, worth 179 trillion calories a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,764 calories, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits, and funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diet coke enjoyers's national animal is the Coca-Cola Company, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Diet Cokeism.

Diet coke enjoyers is ranked 261,643^rd in the world and 3,082^nd in the West Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -5.29 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.