The Military Future of Dilton Doiley is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dilton Doiley with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.787 billion Riverdalians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riverdale. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Riverdalian economy, worth 633 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,297 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The national anthem's only purpose is to inflate Dilton Doiley's ever-expanding ego, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, and Dilton Doiley panders to nontraditional families. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dilton Doiley's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pop Tate-ism.

Dilton Doiley is ranked 73,151^st in the world and 3^rd in Riverdale for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.59 law-abiding acts per hour.