The Republic of Dimech is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Rhys with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, zero percent divorce rate, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.368 billion Dimechians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mosta. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dimechian economy, worth 135 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 99,117 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, and workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dimech's national animal is the Dimechian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Dimech is ranked 134,526^th in the world and 2,952^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 1.37 billion Capita.