The Deputy AG Emeritus of Dinoium is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Frank Woolf with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.418 billion Dinoiumians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinoium City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.0%.

The powerhouse Dinoiumian economy, worth 554 trillion Dinmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 86,433 Dinmarks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 420,030 per year while the poor average 10,272, a ratio of 40.9 to 1.

One can walk from one side of Dinoium City to the other without setting foot on Dinoiumian soil, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dinoium's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Dinoium is ranked 122,645^th in the world and 5,963^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 633.73 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.