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The Grand Duchy of Diogott

“Furchtlos und Treu!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Imperial Fatherland

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Diogott

Population13.081 billion

CapitalMerano
LeaderGrand Duke Karl Eduard II
FaithRoman Catholicism

Currencykreuzer
AnimalCharles Edward Lemur

The Grand Duchy of Diogott is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Duke Karl Eduard II with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, pith helmet sales, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.081 billion Diotians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merano. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The enormous but inefficient Diotian economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion kreuzers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,914 kreuzers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of Grand Duke Karl Eduard II. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Diogott's national animal is the Charles Edward Lemur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Diogott is ranked 205,914th in the world and 2nd in Imperial Fatherland for Most Avoided, scoring 0.28 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Top
1%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,257thMost Devout: 1,534thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,543rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,693rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,886thTop
5%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,308thLowest Crime Rates: 2,350thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,399thLargest Black Market: 2,548thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,614thMost Cultured: 2,713thLargest Governments: 3,026thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,171stBest Weather: 4,054thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,777thSmartest Citizens: 6,995thHealthiest Citizens: 9,283rdTop
10%
Most Stationary: 12,132ndHighest Economic Output: 12,902ndMost Influential: 13,896thLargest Populations: 18,073rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Diogott updated the World Factbook entry in Imperial Fatherland.
  • : Diogott was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Diogott was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Diogott was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Diogott was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Diogott was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Diogott was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Diogott was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Diogott was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 5% for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Diogott was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.

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