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The Whatevers of DiRito-Opolis

“something or whatever who knows????” whoever

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Ridgefield



Population7.196 billion



The Whatevers of DiRito-Opolis is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by whoever with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.196 billion whatevers are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of wherever. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient whatever economy, worth a remarkable 1,639 trillion whatevers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 227,828 whatevers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,116,297 per year while the poor average 2,274, a ratio of 930 to 1.

Heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of DiRito-Opolis, high school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism, and people are bored of easy crossword puzzles. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. DiRito-Opolis's national animal is the whatever, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is whatever.

DiRito-Opolis is ranked 4,416th in the world and 2nd in Ridgefield for Highest Average Incomes, with 227,828.79 Standard Monetary Units.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 134thLargest Gambling Industry: 368thRudest Citizens: 393rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 504thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 526thFattest Citizens: 600thLargest Retail Industry: 606thHighest Crime Rates: 616thMost Avoided: 622ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 625thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 684thMost Armed: 872ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,244thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,279thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,290thLargest Mining Sector: 1,308thMost Influential: 1,396thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,534thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,031stTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,266thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,217thMost Efficient Economies: 4,051stHighest Average Incomes: 4,416thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,849thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,892ndMost Devout: 6,161stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,510thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,156thHighest Economic Output: 9,478thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,268thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,002ndMost Pro-Market: 17,754thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,665thLargest Black Market: 19,469th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the region

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