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The Republic of Dirty Americans

“Dirt is not the enemy!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: The East Pacific


Dirty Americans

Population5.032 billion

CapitalGalt's Gulch
LeaderMike Rowe

AnimalBald Eagle

The Republic of Dirty Americans is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Mike Rowe with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.032 billion Dirty Americansians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Administration is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galt's Gulch. The average income tax rate is 28.0%.

The all-consuming Dirty Americansian economy, worth 398 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 79,288 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and Mike Rowe can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dirty Americans's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dirty Americans is ranked 35,663rd in the world and 1,439th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,803.71 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,575thMost Influential: 3,081stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,377thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,023rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,488thNicest Citizens: 12,562ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,022ndBest Weather: 13,383rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,645thSafest: 14,357th
Least Corrupt Governments: 104th in the regionMost Influential: 234th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 246th in the regionMost Stationary: 250th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 341st in the regionNudest: 372nd in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 375th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 384th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 387th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 387th in the regionBest Weather: 392nd in the regionLargest Populations: 403rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 442nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 472nd in the regionSafest: 487th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 500th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 516th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 603rd in the regionMost Developed: 619th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 627th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 645th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 656th in the region

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