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The Republic of Dirty Americans

“Dirt is not the enemy!”

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Location: The East Pacific


Dirty Americans

Population6.794 billion

CapitalGalt's Gulch
LeaderMike Rowe

AnimalBald Eagle

The Republic of Dirty Americans is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mike Rowe with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.794 billion Dirty Americansians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Administration receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galt's Gulch. The average income tax rate is 44.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dirty Americansian economy, worth 517 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,132 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

War vets look after war animals, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, the decommissioned tank divisions of other nations are being bought up en masse by Dirty Americans, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dirty Americans's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dirty Americans is ranked 32,468th in the world and 1,068th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,472.16 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Influential: 3,283rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,482ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,260thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,773rdTop
Nicest Citizens: 11,842ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,233rdSafest: 12,515thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,651stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,716thBest Weather: 14,241stMost Stationary: 14,847thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,824thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,768thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,988thMost Cultured: 19,031stSmartest Citizens: 19,482ndHealthiest Citizens: 20,202nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 207th in the regionMost Influential: 211th in the regionMost Stationary: 213th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 216th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 231st in the regionLargest Populations: 320th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 342nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 376th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 396th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 399th in the regionTop
Safest: 416th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 439th in the regionBest Weather: 440th in the regionNudest: 442nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 500th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 503rd in the regionMost Cultured: 507th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 532nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 557th in the regionRudest Citizens: 560th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 619th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 626th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 643rd in the regionMost Developed: 647th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 710th in the regionMost Politically Free: 787th in the region

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