“May The Course be with you!” Tournament Director
|Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise|
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: the West Pacific
|Faith||Disc Golf in Nature|
The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tournament Director with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.717 billion DiscGolfLandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Course. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient DiscGolfLandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,501 trillion Discs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 326,761 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and the government has declared that too much democracy gets in the way of sensible leadership. Crime is totally unknown. DiscGolfLand's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disc Golf in Nature.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, the government has declared that too much democracy gets in the way of sensible leadership.
- : DiscGolfLand was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, DiscGolfLandians have replaced bears in a popular idiom.
- : DiscGolfLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
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