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The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand

“May The Course be with you!” Tournament Director

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the West Pacific



Population9.32 billion

CapitalThe Course
LeaderTournament Director
FaithDisc Golf in Nature


The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tournament Director with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.32 billion DiscGolfLandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Course. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DiscGolfLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,867 trillion Discs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 307,678 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bris parties are all the rage, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and most barbers are also surgeons. Crime is totally unknown. DiscGolfLand's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disc Golf in Nature.

DiscGolfLand is ranked 1,683rd in the world and 40th in the West Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 57,260 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Inclusive: 91stNicest Citizens: 142ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 157thMost Cheerful Citizens: 177thMost Pacifist: 179thMost Beautiful Environments: 202ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 213thLargest Welfare Programs: 214thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 295thMost Cultured: 337thMost Advanced Public Education: 343rdBest Weather: 361stLargest Governments: 425thMost Valuable International Artwork: 427thHighest Average Tax Rates: 433rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 467thMost Rebellious Youth: 484thMost Efficient Economies: 512thMost Devout: 525thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 609thSmartest Citizens: 815thHighest Poor Incomes: 869thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 882ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 896thMost Advanced Public Transport: 937thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,090thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,172ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,422ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,428thRudest Citizens: 1,475thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,638thMost Influential: 1,683rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,838thLowest Crime Rates: 1,873rdMost Developed: 1,888thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,872ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,127thSafest: 4,376thHighest Economic Output: 4,632ndMost Stationary: 9,662ndNudest: 9,864thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,023rdTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 19,290th
Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 41st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionMost Developed: 50th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 69th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 85th in the regionSafest: 103rd in the regionMost Stationary: 140th in the regionNudest: 155th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 188th in the regionLargest Populations: 230th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 278th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 536th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, most barbers are also surgeons.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, bris parties are all the rage.
  • : DiscGolfLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, DiscGolfLand recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, hackers post hourly updates on international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 152 » Sindria, Zogradia, Tropical Isles, Liberillia, Common Good, Twisted Duality, Glorious Existence, Chestaan, The Free States of Gotham, Mathematania, Shaktirajya, Greg Tucker, Numpties, Oometz, The United Republic of Westend, Fallgriffin, Moriari, Kittenlicious, Acropylae, Greynne, Fujai, The Undivided, Barcocoland, Ashkan, Kisovec, Wickedly evil people, Meist Isle, Mirchusko, Nevafornia, Gryphonian Alliance, WyEast, Condonohia, Pandaland III, Psikuta, Ellcrys, Win Mints, The Father-Land, Divina Patriae, Westwind, Bhang Bhang Duc, Bran Astor, Papercuts and Skittles, Ferroia, Great Sheriffdom, Cryland, Lynier, Tannhauser Gate, Sensorland, Orcatortugs, Fumafuma, and 102 others.Atheist States of Philippines, Pastern, Granducato Toscana, Bigstickistan, Jakubin, Dilber, Pandaland II, Mercia Regnum, Meedvheyt, Illista, East Peninsula, Fielure, United Adaikes, Arnic, Probablynotverygoodistan, Wyndward, Akshireuya, Constantinopolisia, United States of Northern America, The Fourth Redoubt, Arvladma, The divisive isolationists, Quevilis, Cro Magnon, Fuentana, Dankinsted, New Cerveza, Kalla, Pi Island, San Mazer, Resurgence City, Kabayan, Pernacyvokya, Holmani, Kiensu, Nieubasria, Einherfell, SBAHJlandia, Arracrania, Saronistan, Mediobogdum, Eskaton, IndyCar Racing, Scationtanland, New Belia, Leukogeras, Baxterra, Zoran, Plankstein, Artztokzsia, Reklim, The Technocratic Ideas, Troodan, Nas Crustium, Schlesien-Galizien, Bucals Kagotoaion, Gastenburg, Anuubis, Ahssn, Archonina, Cumidava, Orandia, Carvell, Volkason, Fallen Iron Duke, The United Tribes of Bantai, Fhaengshia, Grand Republic of the Sun, Sirulinuck, Oronia, Triestine, Professor Thomas, Coung Komands, Dreamers for Hope, Gracelantia, Irador, Santos-Dominius, Thevinia, Emark, San Diego Islands, Giovanniland, Organisation of North American Nations, Loegries, Samueliebox, Pepinooo, Pilonistan, Hamburg Neo, Dank Content, Orson Welles, BIteland, Aldesport, Crazy Waters, Neon Sweden, Irvinovia, Av Libertas Vindex, Newfieisland, Yaspica, Dalimbar, Marshalia, Thessalian, Aluminum Oxynitride, and Nagaraningrad.

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