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The United Socialist States of DisregardWork

“Ehhh, we'll do it tomorrow”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the Rejected Realms



Population18.464 billion

LeaderBardock Obama


The United Socialist States of DisregardWork is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Bardock Obama with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.464 billion DisregardWorkians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DisregardWorkian economy, worth a remarkable 5,388 trillion bullets a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 291,843 bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, devotion to God is only skin-deep, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime is totally unknown. DisregardWork's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DisregardWork is ranked 5,252nd in the world and 126th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,963.62 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 189thMost Pacifist: 202ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 216thMost Advanced Public Education: 229thMost Cultured: 234thLargest Publishing Industry: 257thHealthiest Citizens: 266thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 268thLeast Corrupt Governments: 283rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 357thSmartest Citizens: 364thMost Cheerful Citizens: 380thLargest Governments: 382ndHighest Poor Incomes: 386thMost Efficient Economies: 474thSafest: 506thMost Advanced Public Transport: 630thNicest Citizens: 666thMost Developed: 706thLowest Crime Rates: 759thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 784thLongest Average Lifespans: 849thMost Inclusive: 923rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 934thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,062ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,176thHighest Economic Output: 1,313thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,467thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,685thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,800thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,333rdMost Secular: 2,370thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,686thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,106thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,252ndBest Weather: 5,683rdMost Influential: 6,315thLargest Populations: 6,413thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,324thTop
Most Income Equality: 10,053rd
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 35th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 41st in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Secular: 69th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 83rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 99th in the regionLargest Populations: 104th in the regionMost Influential: 111th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 112th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 126th in the regionBest Weather: 145th in the regionMost Income Equality: 190th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 196th in the region

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