The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Arbeaone with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.544 billion Divine Deerlings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enchanted Wildwood. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Divine Cervinean economy, worth a remarkable 4,747 trillion ¤ luminous orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 350,558 ¤ luminous orbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All beauty contests have been banned, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, there is a dearth of space for new houses, and economic planning is exalted as a human art form. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Divine Cervine's national animal is the iridescent-winged purple peryton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Divine Cervine is ranked 13,264^th in the world and 779^th in Lazarus for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 350,559 Standard Monetary Units.