Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Lazarus
Population | 19.34 billion |
Capital | Enchanted Wildwood |
Leader | Queen Arbeaone |
Currency | ¤ luminous orb |
Animal | iridescent-winged purple peryton |
The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Arbeaone with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.34 billion Divine Deerlings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enchanted Wildwood. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Divine Cervinean economy, worth a remarkable 8,010 trillion ¤ luminous orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 414,189 ¤ luminous orbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, populations of two-headed iridescent-winged purple perytons have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", and the justice of Divine Cervine is considered superior to that of other nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Divine Cervine's national animal is the iridescent-winged purple peryton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Divine Cervine is ranked 4,985th in the world and 117th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 3,235.70626248 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, the justice of Divine Cervine is considered superior to that of other nations.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, populations of two-headed iridescent-winged purple perytons have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, government expenses are beyond compare.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, Queen Arbeaone's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, the Divine Cervinean Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.