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The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine

“Where the deer’s swift leap startles the wild bee”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Lazarus

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The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine History - 2019 July - September

The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine History
2019

July - September

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July 1st, 2019

    • The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. #226
    • Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. #632
    • Artists are pillars of society. #124
    • The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire. #995

July 3rd, 2019

    • Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. #353
    • Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. #579
    • Tourists outnumber citizens two to one. #292
    • The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. #976

July 4th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 1,072nd in the world and 61st in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 8,472.67 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
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July 5th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 30th in the world and 2nd in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 11,416.5 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.
    • Homophobia is off the menu. #674
    • Television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment. #1077
    • Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. #765
    • One does not simply walk into the tundra. #1013
    • Economic planning is exalted as a human art form. #472
    • Calling dibs is an unalienable right. #719
    • The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country. #198

July 7th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 245th in the world and 9th in Lazarus for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.88 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.
    • Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. #69
    • Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. #661
    • Body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms. #873
    • Spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches. #540
    • Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. #583

July 8th, 2019

    • The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. #29
    • It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. #705

July 9th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 7,866th in the world and 170th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 1,511.70736584 Days.
    • Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security. #950
    • Therapists can always squeeze in another house-call. #1049
    • 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly. #850
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July 11th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 4,549th in the world and 262nd in Lazarus for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.
    • Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-ค luminous orb mansions. #127
    • Male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed. #1135
    • The installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. #462
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July 12th, 2019

    • Troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist. #1008
    • Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. #667
    • Relations with Dเgu๓ have warmed from frosty to chilly. #610

July 13th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 11,869th in the world and 350th in Lazarus for Most Influential, scoring 3,030 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
    • The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. #145
    • The government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. #1100
    • The most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita. #763 dismiss only Lowers Intelligence 323.82 → 323.64
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July 14th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 477th in the world and 19th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 16,699.54 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
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July 15th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 13th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 303.82 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
    • Builders across Divine Cervine are blocked up with orders for new public loos. #525
    • Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. #699
    • Turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'. #510
    • Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. #449
    • Carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk. #675

July 16th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 123rd in the world and 4th in Lazarus for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 97.98 Workforce Participation Rate.
    • Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. #1175
    • Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. #598
    • Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Below Average to Average.
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July 17th, 2019

    • Birth rates have hit an all-time low. #364
    • The nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. #1154
    • The sound of wooden legs echo throughout Divine Cervine after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. #135
    • The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region. #908

July 18th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 62nd in the world and 3rd in Lazarus for Healthiest Citizens, with 60.86 Bananas Ingested Per Day.
    • Arbitration is mightier than the sword. #131
    • Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. #1239
    • The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. #3
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July 19th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 122nd in the world and 4th in Lazarus for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 97.99 Workforce Participation Rate.
    • Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. #1248
    • Nude art is becoming wildly popular. #52
    • Sex changes are routinely performed at Divine Cervine's hospitals. #66
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July 20th, 2019

    • Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. #1092
    • Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. #190
    • Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. #557
    • One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. #937
    • The government spends millions of ค luminous orbs every year prosecuting spammers. #94

July 21st, 2019

    • Ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences. #772

July 22nd, 2019

    • The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. #252
    • There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. #128
    • Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Average to Good.
    • Rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements. #492

July 23rd, 2019

    • High school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate. #504
    • Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers. #749
    • Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. #1198

July 24th, 2019

    • Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned purple fairy deerball fields. #415
    • Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from Good to Average.
    • Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Divine Cervinean officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them. #654
    • Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation. #516
    • Divine Cervine's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. #93
    • Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. #959

July 25th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 20th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 210.32 Average Smiles Per Day.
    • Divine Cervine has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. #263
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July 26th, 2019

    • The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. #261
    • Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention. #1251
    • The government has declared victoria over the cheese menace. #507
    • People make a career out of medical voyeurism. #1247
    • Astronauts take one small step for Divine Cervine and one giant step backward from confrontation. #1244

July 28th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 142nd in the world and 5th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 94.94 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
    • The government funds large training centres to turn purple fairy deer into functioning members of society. #133
    • Research grant proposals read like political diatribes. #523
    • Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. #394
    • Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. #440
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July 30th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 63rd in the world and 4th in Lazarus for Healthiest Citizens, with 61.25 Bananas Ingested Per Day.
    • Both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade. #685
    • Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. #293
    • The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. #644
    • Scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. #999
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July 31st, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 1,755th in the world and 75th in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 290,971.03 Standard Monetary Units.
    • Queen Arbeaone has more friends than ever before. #602
    • All the playground's a stage for Divine Cervinean schoolchildren. #984
    • Newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names. #798
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August 1st, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 20th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 210.68 Average Smiles Per Day.
    • Angry crowds formed yesterday around government offices in Divine Cervine, demanding the reinstatement of free and fair elections. #125 dismissed
    • Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. #630
    • The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon. #628
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August 3rd, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 1,754th in the world and 77th in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 291,105.72 Standard Monetary Units.
    • The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. #35
    • Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. #1028
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August 5th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 7th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Most Inclusive, scoring 869.12 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.
    • Children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work. #1117
    • Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Divine Cervine. #922
    • The reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation. #890
    • A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction. #934
    • Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. #121
    • Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Average to Good.
    • There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. #1214
    • Solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages. #1165
    • Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from Good to Average.

August 6th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 1,765th in the world and 80th in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 291,118.65 Standard Monetary Units.
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August 7th, 2019

    • Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. #122
    • Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. #672
    • It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow. #813
    • Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Queen Arbeaone to meetings with foreign heads of state. #915

August 8th, 2019

    • All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. #701

August 9th, 2019

    • Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. #910
    • The nation has nearly as many history museums as Divine Deerlings. #637
    • The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. #1195

August 11th, 2019

    • Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. #1012
    • Panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet. #1030
    • Bins outnumber trees in city parks. #1007
    • Populations of two-headed purple fairy deer have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. #1257
    • Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. #97
    • The endangered saltwater humpback purple fairy deer is only seen in captivity programs. #547
    • Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. #457

August 12th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 2,198th in the world and 98th in Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 24,315.23 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
    • The government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned. #650
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August 14th, 2019

    • Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. #99
    • Nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. #1075
    • The nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news. #776
    • The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. #1058

August 15th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 258th in the world and 8th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 292,026.97 Standard Monetary Units.
    • Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. #907
    • The banshee wail foretells skies of death. #974
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August 16th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 245th in the world and 8th in Lazarus for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.88 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.
    • The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. #222

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August 17th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 11,639th in the world and 369th in Lazarus for Most Influential, scoring 3,098 Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
    • Students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations. #522
    • Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. #721
    • Divine Cervinean housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about Queen Arbeaone. #1203
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August 18th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 3,926th in the world and 185th in Lazarus for Highest Economic Output, with 2,701 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
    • Almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. #264
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August 20th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 13th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Most Developed, scoring 99.97 on the Human Development Index.
    • Women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels. #838
    • Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports. #670
    • People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. #582
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August 21st, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 62nd in the world and 4th in Lazarus for Healthiest Citizens, with 61.49 Bananas Ingested Per Day.
    • Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common. #709
    • Refugees from other nations are flocking to Divine Cervine's border. #47
    • The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. #1093
    • The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. #807
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August 22nd, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 31st in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 11,668.85 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.
    • Community centers have arisen from the ashes of demolished houses of worship. #914
    • Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. #1131
    • Future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. #626
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August 23rd, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 549th in the world and 36th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 18,311.79 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.
    • Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. #663
    • The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. #963
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August 24th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 20th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 99.91 Years.
    • People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. #92
    • In a baffling press conference Queen Arbeaone proudly dismantled a broken door. #503
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August 25th, 2019

    • All citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society. #245
    • The national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid. #633

August 27th, 2019

    • The government is giving peace a chance. #312
    • Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. #338

August 28th, 2019

    • National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. #297
    • Pro-democracy regime change has been avoided. #359
    • Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. #897
    • Where there's a will there is usually a password manager. #926

August 29th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 23rd in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 50,862.48 on the Edu-tellignceฎ Test Score.
    • The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play. #385
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August 30th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 442nd in the world and 16th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 16,979.39 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
    • Queen Arbeaone wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates. #1213
    • The police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers. #185
    • Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. #1148
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August 31st, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 14th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Most Pacifist, with 516.75 Cheeks Turned Per Day.
    • Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet. #365
    • Knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags. #1098
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September 2nd, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 45th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 110.35 Effective Tax Rate.
    • Queen Arbeaone's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader. #683
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September 3rd, 2019

    • Printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins. #800
    • There is a dearth of space for new houses. #331
    • Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. #565
    • Fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. #613
    • Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. #613

September 5th, 2019



    • Divine Cervine is ranked 191st in the world and 2nd in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 332.92 Quips Per Hour.
    • Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework. #1208
    • Interest in globalism never flags. #1114
    • An endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc. #577
    • People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. #56
    • Divine Cervine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
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September 7th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 244th in the world and 8th in Lazarus for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.88 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.
    • Every workday begins with group therapy. #496
    • Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. #758
    • Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. #1138
    • Turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint. #1034
    • Churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs. #333

September 8th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 264th in the world and 9th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 294,070.19 Standard Monetary Units.
    • Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. #1090
    • Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. #689
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September 9th, 2019


September 11th, 2019

    • Queen Arbeaone's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site. #600
    • Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. #373
    • It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. #705

September 12th, 2019

    • Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. #548
    • Companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. #304
    • Purple fairy deer have more rights than the average citizen. #60
    • Supervisors in Divine Cervine commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence. #732

September 13th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 12th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 309.55 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
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September 14th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 2,029th in the world and 80th in Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 25,183.54 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
    • The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. #904
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September 15th, 2019

    • The WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet. #636
    • Divine Cervine's Civil Rights fell from Average to Below Average.
    • The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". #1009
    • The justice of Divine Cervine is considered superior to that of other nations. #1015
    • The nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells. #912

September 16th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 14th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Most Pacifist, with 518.42 Cheeks Turned Per Day.
    • Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. #485
    • Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. #239
    • Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. #490
    • The government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. #1029
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September 17th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 9th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 32,357.27 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
    • Organ donation is compulsory. #26
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September 19th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 7,654th in the world and 153rd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 1,583.70731976 Days.
    • Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. #491
    • Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. #728
    • The standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods. #840
    • Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. #858
    • Posters on 'Divine Cervinean Values' advise against being proud of Divine Cervine. #1026

September 21st, 2019

    • Illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory. #205
    • The nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake. #1037
    • One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. #1212

September 22nd, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 11,439th in the world and 344th in Lazarus for Most Influential, scoring 3,171 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
    • It is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt. #925
    • Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. #875
    • Foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies. #981
    • Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. #276
    • The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Enchanted Wildwood Times is sold out. #275
    • Divine Cervine's Civil Rights rose from Below Average to Average.
    • Conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. #834

September 23rd, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 10th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 32,284.75 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
    • The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. #262
    • The nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". #1171
    • Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. #1088
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September 25th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 65th in the world and 3rd in Lazarus for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 23,672.29 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.
    • A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. #750
    • Flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug. #708
    • Space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. #53
    • Queen Arbeaone's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. #773
    • Nude art is becoming wildly popular. #52
    • The nation has an international reputation for compassion. #36
    • No one is quite sure what many government officials look like. #852
    • Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. #505

September 25th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 254th in the world and 8th in Lazarus for Highest Poor Incomes, with 295,346.81 Standard Monetary Units.
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September 28th, 2019


    • Divine Cervine is ranked 4,533rd in the world and 262nd in Lazarus for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.
    • The Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs. #887
    • The nation is currently revamping its entire education system. #64
    • Builders across Divine Cervine are blocked up with orders for new public loos. #525
    • Troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist. #1008
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September 30th, 2019

    • All beauty contests have been banned. #101
    • Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. #659
    • Helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage. #1073
    • Government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary. #1137
    • Divine Cervine published "The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine History - 2019 October - December" (Factbook: History).

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