The Empire of Djentinalia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.734 billion Djentinals enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Praise Pipe. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Djentinalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,608 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,247 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djentinalia's national animal is the Pipe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pipism.

Djentinalia is ranked 5,588^th in the world and 1^st in Kho for Safest, scoring 128.03 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.