The Doge Commander of Doge Garrison 0 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.368 billion Doges have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogeville. The average income tax rate is 14.2%.

The strong Doge Garrison 0ian economy, worth 633 trillion DogeCoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 55,740 DogeCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Doges, Doge Garrison 0 has designated Dogeville as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Doge Garrison 0 in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Doge Garrison 0's national religion. Crime is relatively low. Doge Garrison 0's national animal is the Doge, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Doge Garrison 0 is ranked 199,319^th in the world and 15^th in The Dogeland Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.74 law-abiding acts per hour.