The Most Serene Republic of Doglip Brioneychaius is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, feral children, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.281 billion Doglip Brioneychaiusians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doglip Brioneychaiusian economy, worth 358 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,809 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, and the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doglip Brioneychaius's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Doglip Brioneychaius is ranked 76,736^th in the world and 3^rd in Sovereign Dominion for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,458.51 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.