The Tojo Clan Subsidiary of Dojima Family is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 523 million yakuza are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.9%.

The thriving yakuza economy, worth 41.4 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 79,243 yen, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,065 per year while the poor average 16,839, a ratio of 16.2 to 1.

Search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Dojima Family, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Leader to progressive thinkers, and teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dojima Family's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Dojima Family is ranked 107,051^st in the world and 7^th in Tojo Clan for Most Primitive, scoring -16.33 on the Scary Big Number Scale.