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The Military Alliance of Dolgavakia

“Nothing's good about war... except why you fight it.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Right to Life



Population21.616 billion

CapitalFall River Military Base
LeaderGeneral William Eisenhower Holt

AnimalSergeant Stubby

The Military Alliance of Dolgavakia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by General William Eisenhower Holt with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 21.616 billion Dolgavakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fall River Military Base. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dolgavakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,392 trillion Heroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 64,416 Heroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, Dolgavakia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolgavakia's national animal is the Sergeant Stubby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dolgavakia is ranked 133,102nd in the world and 68th in Right to Life for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 64.83 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,849thBest Weather: 3,406thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,963rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,377thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,189thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,514thLargest Populations: 8,408thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,173rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,374thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,867thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,720thSafest: 13,777thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,209thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,416thHighest Economic Output: 14,854thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,728thLargest Governments: 17,113thMost Influential: 17,792ndMost Stationary: 19,382ndSmartest Citizens: 20,065thLowest Crime Rates: 20,747thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,850thHighest Food Quality: 20,880thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,361stNicest Citizens: 21,707thHealthiest Citizens: 21,717thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,732ndMost Cultured: 22,411thMost Income Equality: 22,954thMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,160thMost Pacifist: 25,247th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dolgavakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Dolgavakia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Historical Founderless Region Preservation Act ".
  • : Dolgavakia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of New Kiwis.
  • : Dolgavakia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Confederacy of Layem"".
  • : Dolgavakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Dolgavakia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".
  • : Dolgavakia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of The Rpublic of Merlinoville.
  • : Dolgavakia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Dolgavakia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration In Regard To Hippopotami".
  • : Dolgavakia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Universal STI Counteraction".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » Salty Seadog and New Kiwis.