The Democratic Republic of Dolle Rephyandch is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 548 million Dolle Rephyandchians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of sigma sigma on the wall 4. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Dolle Rephyandchian economy, worth 25.6 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,802 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people's love for Leader is little more than self-preservation, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire, and the crispy fried liver of a falcon is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolle Rephyandch's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dolle Rephyandch is ranked 64,061^st in the world and 9^th in Austin Texa storage for Most Conservative, scoring 74.36 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.