by Max Barry

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The Queendom of Dolorado

“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: 10000 Islands



Population211 million


The Queendom of Dolorado is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 211 million Doloradoans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.3%.

The very strong Doloradoan economy, worth 9.20 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 43,597 rupees, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 269,873 per year while the poor average 3,042, a ratio of 88.7 to 1.

Bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, students abandon classrooms for online education, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, and the might of the entire Doloradoan Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dolorado's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Dolorado is ranked 135,962nd in the world and 1,005th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,442.96 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,317thMost Politically Free: 2,017thTop
Rudest Citizens: 6,541stMost Influential: 6,617thHighest Crime Rates: 7,749thMost Avoided: 11,651stTop
Most Pro-Market: 22,836thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,360th
Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 32nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 61st in the regionMost Extreme: 66th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 86th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 104th in the regionFattest Citizens: 120th in the regionRudest Citizens: 120th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dolorado was endorsed by The Federation of The Stultocracy.
  • : Dolorado was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free and the Top 5% for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolorado, the might of the entire Doloradoan Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolorado, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolorado, students abandon classrooms for online education.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolorado, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolorado, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Dolorado voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Dolorado was endorsed by The Eye of Krystalveil.
  • : Dolorado was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Coldian.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 156 » Solsevara, Faradova, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Rog Mily, Vivolkha, Mastodonia, Palman, Keswickholt, Vicim, DetroitSmash, Dancing Monke, The African Egyptian Nile, Raskana, Jaegerpondonia, Markanite, United federation of kurdistan, Haivon, Steel Provinces of Iran, Kam-Chatka, Telseria, The African Emirates, QuazaFire, The Soylent Green Party, Fractethyst, Internatistan, Republic of Libriano, Nadatura, Hexalaing, United Atle Lamton, Herfenzir, Schezlandia, Grimmywelsh, Cathamye, The Democratic State Of Josora, Pogthebravelandia, Chip Skylark, Reich do Brasil, YesIdowantcalamarithanks, Farno, Hashari Darussalam, Kaltovar, Nanase Army, Rotzka, Colonel Terrosit, Caitistana, Phello, The Snake Brotherhood, SCAPT, Alski, Ear Exploder 9000, and 106 others.El Barris, Kanycta, Buncan, Germanitaloslav, Dustwind, Feinlin, Azai Separatist, Natermishia, Houbur, Macrasetia, Gewisse, Taraky, The Unidet Of Life, Union of Socialist Irish Republics, Old Atlantica, Malevos, Namakan, Tzo, Boroii, Asardia, Ursabeknikov, Nova Berlim, Kyrizstanislav, Inhwan, Volsordia, Treeford, Donnee, Asukana WA, Aquachromia, Zeganas, The Awesome Blue Order, Thied Isles, Greater Theowherveld, Samonaemia, Better Indonesia, Danyl, Ilfarasia, Roncudo, Northern African Sahara, Panbenzekar, Western New Yakern, Dishind, Seranis, Maracanau, Bavhia, Lower Phlebacite, Ironica Butterfly, Ciderlovers, Anollasia, Gal Cradia, Prairiesora, Rauensteinland, Saint Nations, Vayshnoriya Islands, Puffandria, Creeptopia, Messa Skyland, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Cardonistania, Holma, The Galactic American Imperium, Sumuni, Havesia, Geolapo, Medetas, Sawhirius, VuVuVaz, Free Tuks, Frasal, Striagro Uspil, Jabres, Caxias do Norte, Mikasuke, Zumandi, Girls Who Say Bruh, Lisokyo, Tusenadingia Norgenadingasianglen, Thexaelen, Entente da madeira, Killettland, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Carindell, Slaytania, Seantonia, City of Saint Nicolas, Ishkabibber, Vragar, Airday, Rizul, Milanisca, Clialaad, Grungerock, Hellenic Exusia, Violent Trees, United Kolance, Germanic and Jewish people, Selinoz, Syedians, Pineapple Territory, Kierekiko, Navarimill, Kaprein, Maalemzya, Coldian, Krystalveil, and The Stultocracy.