The Queendom of Dolorado is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 211 million Doloradoans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.3%.

The very strong Doloradoan economy, worth 9.20 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 43,597 rupees, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 269,873 per year while the poor average 3,042, a ratio of 88.7 to 1.

Bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, students abandon classrooms for online education, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, and the might of the entire Doloradoan Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dolorado's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Dolorado is ranked 135,962^nd in the world and 1,005^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,442.96 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.