The Confederacy of Dolphintingedo is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 621 million Dolphintingedoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Namek. The average income tax rate is 57.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Dolphintingedoan economy, worth 30.2 trillion talars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 48,699 talars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, the nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolphintingedo's national animal is the great ape.

Dolphintingedo is ranked 60,553^rd in the world and 1^st in Astatontingedoan Peninsula for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,370.8 on the Hickory Productivity Index.