Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Hatchling
Location: Lazarus
Population | 1.465 billion |
Capital | Municipality of laxdon |
Leader | The guy |
Currency | Freedom |
Animal | Bear |
The Dictatorship of Donald t is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The guy with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, disturbing lack of elderly people, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.465 billion Jerks are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Municipality of laxdon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Jerking economy, worth 218 trillion Freedoms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 149,433 Freedoms, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 630,069 per year while the poor average 22,964, a ratio of 27.4 to 1.
The government snoops on private internet connections, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Donald t's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Donald t is ranked 15,408th in the world and 1,064th in Lazarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 74,417.92 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Donald t was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Donald t, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
- : Following new legislation in Donald t, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
- : Following new legislation in Donald t, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : Following new legislation in Donald t, the government snoops on private internet connections.
- : Following new legislation in Donald t, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
- : Donald t's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Following new legislation in Donald t, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
- : Following new legislation in Donald t, one complaint of Donald t's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium.
- : Following new legislation in Donald t, art criticism in Donald t is scathingly destructive.