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The Dictatorship of Donald t

“Democratic countries suck” The guy

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Hatchling

Location: Lazarus

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Donald t

Population1.465 billion

CapitalMunicipality of laxdon
LeaderThe guy

CurrencyFreedom
AnimalBear

The Dictatorship of Donald t is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The guy with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, disturbing lack of elderly people, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.465 billion Jerks are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Municipality of laxdon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jerking economy, worth 218 trillion Freedoms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 149,433 Freedoms, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 630,069 per year while the poor average 22,964, a ratio of 27.4 to 1.

The government snoops on private internet connections, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Donald t's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Donald t is ranked 15,408th in the world and 1,064th in Lazarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 74,417.92 Standard Monetary Units.

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1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,215thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,905thTop
5%
Most Conservative: 3,212thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,834thMost Avoided: 5,279thMost Armed: 5,437thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,723rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,933rdFattest Citizens: 5,946thLargest Mining Sector: 7,214thMost Patriotic: 9,540thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,945thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,362ndMost Devout: 10,681stMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,477thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,355thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,550thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,408thTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,914thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,927thMost Efficient Economies: 24,514thHighest Average Incomes: 24,857thMost Subsidized Industry: 30,823rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31,277th
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1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 78th in the regionMost Conservative: 108th in the regionTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 161st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 265th in the regionFattest Citizens: 338th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 353rd in the regionMost Avoided: 365th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 381st in the regionMost Armed: 412th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 460th in the regionMost Devout: 530th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 588th in the regionMost Extreme: 634th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 724th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 752nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 758th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 828th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 919th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 981st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1,017th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,064th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,069th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,217th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Donald t was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Donald t, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in Donald t, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Following new legislation in Donald t, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Donald t, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Donald t, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
  • : Donald t's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Donald t, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police.
  • : Following new legislation in Donald t, one complaint of Donald t's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium.
  • : Following new legislation in Donald t, art criticism in Donald t is scathingly destructive.

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