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The Slow Loud Breathers of Donkervader

“All your planets are belong to us!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Hell

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Donkervader

Population30.436 billion

CapitalCoruscant
LeaderLukas Ligloper
FaithForce Activism

Currencyleft hand
Animaltauntaun

The Slow Loud Breathers of Donkervader is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lukas Ligloper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.436 billion underlings are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coruscant. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Controlled by Vader economy, worth an astonishing 22,862 trillion left hands a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 751,152 left hands, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,658,840 per year while the poor average 153,220, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

The monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, citizens compete to guess the time between the royal lady's contractions, and religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Donkervader's national animal is the tauntaun, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Force Activism.

Donkervader is ranked 19th in the world and 1st in Hell for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 48,404.18 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 19thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 26thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29thLargest Agricultural Sector: 29thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 34thLargest Mining Sector: 35thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36thHighest Economic Output: 47thHighest Average Incomes: 51stMost Corrupt Governments: 58thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 90thMost Avoided: 107thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 109thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 131stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 149thLargest Retail Industry: 167thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 302ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 305thLowest Crime Rates: 427thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 517thLargest Black Market: 565thFattest Citizens: 753rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 797thMost Efficient Economies: 864thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 964thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,038thSmartest Citizens: 1,697thLargest Populations: 1,950thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,378thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,542ndLargest Governments: 2,979thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,987thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,051stMost Influential: 4,236thMost Devout: 4,398thMost Conservative: 5,774thMost Stationary: 6,351stMost Developed: 7,373rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,819thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,820thMost Authoritarian: 12,124thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,801stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,402ndMost Subsidized Industry: 16,508thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,099th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Donkervader, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Donkervader, citizens compete to guess the time between the royal lady's contractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Donkervader, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Following new legislation in Donkervader, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection.
  • : Following new legislation in Donkervader, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Donkervader voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn ravana".
  • : Donkervader voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Peaceful First Contact".
  • : Following new legislation in Donkervader, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Donkervader, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty".
  • : Following new legislation in Donkervader, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.

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