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The United Kingdom of Doormat to the Lord

“The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ bewith you all. Amen”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the Rejected Realms


Doormat to the Lord

Population10.333 billion

CapitalDoormat to the Lord City


The United Kingdom of Doormat to the Lord is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 10.333 billion Congregation have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doormat to the Lord City. The average income tax rate is 51.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Saved economy, worth 936 trillion Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 90,661 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Doormat to the Lord in an international press conference, open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doormat to the Lord's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Doormat to the Lord is ranked 182,838th in the world and 5,303rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -194.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,753rdMost Influential: 4,585thMost Armed: 6,296thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,376thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,641stTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 11,714thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,238thBest Weather: 12,359thMost Cultured: 15,733rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,935thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,579thHighest Economic Output: 18,110thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,994th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 163rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 175th in the regionMost Armed: 199th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 242nd in the regionBest Weather: 274th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 288th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 343rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 386th in the regionMost Stationary: 387th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 399th in the regionLargest Populations: 429th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 464th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 471st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 507th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 532nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 537th in the region

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