The Union of Dorig is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Tsirprus Tel Kopt with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 32.533 billion Dorigkeis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augustval. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dorigkei economy, worth a remarkable 9,876 trillion Grivnas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 303,572 Grivnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dorig's national animal is the Blood Steppe Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Druek'ade.

Dorig is ranked 3,863^rd in the world and 4^th in South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 123.1 law-abiding acts per hour.