The Constitutional Monarchy of Dorwich is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King David II with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 5.739 billion Dorwichians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dorwichian economy, worth 886 trillion Dorwichian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,421 Dorwichian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dorwich's national animal is the Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dorwichian.

Dorwich is ranked 26,546^th in the world and 1^st in Dorwichia for Most Secular, with 40.11 Atheism Rate.