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The French Undressing of DOS your Salad

“Come at me.”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Artificial Solar System

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DOS your Salad

Population11.649 billion

Currencycrouton
Animalsalad

The French Undressing of DOS your Salad is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, devout population of 11.649 billion DOS your Saladians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The DOS your Saladian economy, worth 434 trillion croutons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,293 croutons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Every week is blindness awareness week, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, and female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DOS your Salad's national animal is the salad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

DOS your Salad is ranked 141,440th in the world and 1,823rd in Artificial Solar System for Most Stationary, with 200.22135102492 days.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,376thTop
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Safest: 23,583rdMost Pacifist: 24,051st
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Safest: 125th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 162nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 170th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 320th in the regionNicest Citizens: 346th in the regionMost Cultured: 347th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 367th in the regionBest Weather: 376th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 402nd in the region

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