The Dominion of Dr Satan is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 382 million Dr Satanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 55.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Dr Satanian economy, worth 13.0 trillion NFTS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 33,986 NFTS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dr Satan's national animal is the pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dr Satan is ranked 99,718^th in the world and 1^st in The Conservative Democracies for Nicest Citizens, with 14.64 average smiles per day.