Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Truckler
Location: The Alliance of Dictators
Population | 27.842 billion |
Capital | Persona 4 |
Leader | Drago Darkwing |
Currency | Dragonia |
Animal | Dragon |
The Rogue Nation of Dragonic Overlords is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Drago Darkwing with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 27.842 billion Dragonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Persona 4. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Dragonic Overlordsian economy, worth an astonishing 21,819 trillion Dragonias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 783,690 Dragonias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Drago Darkwing is a silly poophead, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dragonic Overlords's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Dragonic Overlords is ranked 537th in the world and 1st in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 25,509.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dragonic Overlords, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety.
- : Following new legislation in Dragonic Overlords, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
- : Following new legislation in Dragonic Overlords, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
- : Following new legislation in Dragonic Overlords, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Drago Darkwing is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in Dragonic Overlords, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Following new legislation in Dragonic Overlords, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Following new legislation in Dragonic Overlords, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Dragonic Overlords, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed.
- : Dragonic Overlords was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Economic Output, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Dragonic Overlords, increasing numbers of children in Dragonic Overlords have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers.