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The Iron Mall of Dragyn

“Shop 'til you drop!” Joff Bezotheon

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Anarchy

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Dragyn

Population31.861 billion

CapitalRetalia City
LeaderJoff Bezotheon
FaithAmazonism

Currencyaltcoin
Animalanaconda

The Iron Mall of Dragyn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joff Bezotheon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 31.861 billion Dragyns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Retalia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dracynic economy, worth an astonishing 20,019 trillion altcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 628,348 altcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,965,707 per year while the poor average 41,681, a ratio of 95.1 to 1.

Hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, Joff Bezotheon is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre, and the fattest folk in Dragyn look to be the happiest ones. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dragyn's national animal is the anaconda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Amazonism.

Dragyn is ranked 17,290th in the world and 31st in Anarchy for Highest Drug Use, scoring 114 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 3rdLargest Retail Industry: 9thMost Avoided: 13thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19thFattest Citizens: 21stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22ndMost Corrupt Governments: 28thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35thLargest Mining Sector: 42ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 48thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 49thHighest Disposable Incomes: 49thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 57thLargest Insurance Industry: 59thMost Armed: 62ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 65thHighest Crime Rates: 84thHighest Economic Output: 88thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 93rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 109thHighest Average Incomes: 124thMost Secular: 133rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 196thLargest Gambling Industry: 204thMost Ignorant Citizens: 273rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 275thMost Valuable International Artwork: 341stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 690thMost Efficient Economies: 881stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 956thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,202ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,318thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,760thLargest Populations: 1,908thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 5,154thLargest Black Market: 7,266thTop
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Most Politically Free: 15,150thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,124thMost Pro-Market: 16,747thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,173rdHighest Drug Use: 17,290thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,680thMost Extreme: 23,734th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dragyn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, the fattest folk in Dragyn look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, Joff Bezotheon is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, Dragyn's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, they say that Dragyns made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, everybody's got wood thanks to Joff Bezotheon.
  • : Following new legislation in Dragyn, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.

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