Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Widely Abused |
Regional Influence: Unproven
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 9.854 billion |
Capital | dream |
Leader | concrete slab |
Faith | slabism |
Currency | dream |
Animal | dream |
The Slab follower of Drew Durrnil is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by concrete slab with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, enslaved workforce, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.854 billion Durrnilians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Administration and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of dream. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Durrnilian economy, worth a remarkable 3,113 trillion dreams a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 316,008 dreams, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,179,478 per year while the poor average 16,245, a ratio of 134 to 1.
Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, new urban roads are threatening city parks, the comic book series 'Concrete slab and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, and soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Drew Durrnil's national animal is the dream, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is slabism.
Drew Durrnil is ranked 3,100th in the world and 19th in the South Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 14,773.95 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes.
- : Drew Durrnil lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Drew Durrnil lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Drew Durrnil lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Drew Durrnil lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, the comic book series 'Concrete slab and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
- : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
- : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
- : Drew Durrnil changed its national motto to "slab rizzed me up 🤫🧏♂️".
- : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place.