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The Haha you just got rickrolled of Drew Durrnil

“Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down...” Rick Astley

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific

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Drew Durrnil

Population4.68 billion

CapitalRickroll City
LeaderRick Astley
FaithRickrollism

CurrencyRickroll
AnimalRick Astley

The Haha you just got rickrolled of Drew Durrnil is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rick Astley with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.68 billion Durrnilians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rickroll City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Durrnilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,485 trillion Rickrolls a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 317,405 Rickrolls, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,140,568 per year while the poor average 17,475, a ratio of 122 to 1.

Ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Durrnilian pirates, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and colonial subjects have Durrnilian culture shoved down their throats. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Drew Durrnil's national animal is the Rick Astley, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Rickrollism.

Drew Durrnil is ranked 22,853rd in the world and 951st in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,048.86 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 389thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 436thLargest Retail Industry: 487thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 500thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 536thRudest Citizens: 543rdMost Subsidized Industry: 708thMost Influential: 750thHighest Crime Rates: 767thMost Armed: 1,065thFattest Citizens: 1,265thMost Efficient Economies: 1,548thMost Avoided: 1,597thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,731stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,753rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,974thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,045thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,200thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,363rdLargest Black Market: 2,483rdTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,254thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,310thMost Inclusive: 3,320thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,982ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,462ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,028thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,126thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,931stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,942ndLargest Welfare Programs: 8,065thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,370thHighest Food Quality: 8,402ndLargest Governments: 8,529thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,883rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,490thMost Cultured: 11,356thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,409thNudest: 11,599thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,538thHighest Economic Output: 13,855thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 14,087thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,169thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,325thMost Devout: 22,311thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,853rdMost Patriotic: 24,043rdHighest Drug Use: 25,105th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 40th in the regionFattest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Armed: 41st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionMost Avoided: 43rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 47th in the regionLargest Black Market: 51st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 59th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 60th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 66th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 68th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 79th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 84th in the regionMost Inclusive: 110th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 117th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 118th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 149th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 165th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 177th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 185th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 218th in the regionLargest Governments: 236th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 237th in the regionNudest: 237th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 263rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 263rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 265th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 271st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 321st in the regionMost Cultured: 343rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 351st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 392nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 435th in the regionMost Patriotic: 536th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 569th in the regionMost Devout: 578th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 761st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 951st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1,207th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 280 » Canmore, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Concrete Slab, PenguinPies, Amerion, Bawkie, Volaworand, Beepee, Tepertopia, Aidenfieeld, Land Without Shrimp, Auphelia, Beblahbleblo, Corgitopiaa, Wehraboos, Tyflugian, Fasire, Western Fardelshufflestein, Ralphburg, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Bear Connors Paradiso, United States of Belvaria, Shefino, RestartAll, Sthalrim, Nova Montron, Noimosini, The Solar System Scope, Treir, Rad Asia, Myness, Aoz, Zaelith, Marstella, Jehenna, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Soem, Indolos, Drystar, New Sanet, Danily, Linden Oak, The naked people, Maeiland, Myhomecountry, Cypheri, Darakin, Kiasu-ism, Southern Numenor, Unojo, and 230 others.Blaash, Yellunstryer, Grianal, South Western Korea, Myndia, Arvan Irawer, Itani, The Two Jerseys, A leftover country, Menesynchro, Centristvill, Oxyliteral, New Qafedemar, Doraya, North Kanuckistan, Unielvan Millorvium, Antarctic Empires, Holota, Dereistic, Sanden, Steviland, Curlyhoward, Nowa Europa, Walloonia, Isokenzar, Banglazstrogaria, USNE2018, Abarri, Bohenia, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Calistan, Tioloman, Anatasha, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Privatore, Center Lisle, Linguiniland, Farengeto, Ancient Slobovia, Dirkistan, Freedoom, Ragabania, Bumblegaria, West Pastafaria, Ullan, South Caleblan, Noire Denholm, Jammlandia, Gymnostan, Aschenburg, Sedunn, Proctethia, Outer Bratorke, Lukemburg, Katikstan, Oreo States, Ebonhand, Rebel-topia, Andinla, South Blossom, CostaLisa, Saciu, The republic of Konsa, Bavaristan, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Truskawkoland, Photoplier, GERMAN EMPIER, Sandaoguo, Tsunamy, Moreana, Moridine, Rectionk, Yaravia, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Kringalia, New Plant, Land of Mari, Depressed Nation, Rhayna, Skaladoria, Laamiva, Sozlanden, Centa, North Lunch, Imperium Sempiternum, The Stolen Lands, Geekvia, Flaksis, Shintoese, Centia Deran, Malmsia, Evaburn, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Al Madhaa, Equal and United Scientists, Las Puentes, Great Marsinia, Saint Horror, Hanguk-Nippon, Nomayuki, New American Dictatorship, Aurcania, Nori Natto, Bod Wareenaland, Immund, Cereskia 2, Ambirich, Arscanesia, Transtemporal Shifts, PsiCorps, GreaterLeafland, Ostavaria, Novarian Republic, Norosphood, Stella-Arga, Omalayia, Of the european socialist republics, Piscantium, The New Dacians, Pamela And Hepatitis, Ambitchous, MLSWOOD, New Mistland, Valansten, Raidener, Blondiesland, Amonguitos, Cucutenium, Erstavik, The Haughtherlands, A Place Somewhere, Kanatian Percocet, Stephastan, Drvonia, Chernaya Zvezda, Akimera, Batchlogradia, Anzurra, Eleuthelrium, Kantamaria, Kepler-B, Makinius, Novalunosis, Saohoa, Pavel420, Southern Plumastang, Little Friendship, Vicken, Ever Testing, Willing Mind, Havenfell, Ipugao, Venezia Pacifica, FanTuan, Great Lothian, Mavenu, Tur Monkadzii, Sebaticus, Figlandia, Albeville, Goom Bay, Jebediah Kerbal, Esterwood, Anglaunia, Martiland, Melayu Federation, Paganan, Jaznhujkel, Leimarite Empire, Monaque, Byorkistan, Brazilian impero2, Froshar, Promised Islands, Saint Roberts, Cilibia, Kalilola, Lauramerica, Antwerpen1, Shadeth, Altnavia, ARIAPOLIS01, LadyRebels, Lile Ulie Islands, Insulae libertatis, Taigama, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, No moking, Rhetiaa, Nouvel Empire, South Pacifican Kilendjj, Greater New Rhodesia and Nyasaland, Kremony, East Papas Fritas, Numano, Zamkadishi, Sapoe, Saint Ziana, Zanco, Kurdislavic Algharbistan, MaPetiteFille, Kalvi Obvistow, Evinea, TescoPepsi, Los Rodeos, Ardenswije, Luli Safari, Dirnenzeber, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Blot, Viotekia, New Philippine empire, San Arcadio, BEEstreetz, Stoinia, Grand Milania, Ostela-Aswines, Theoussia, Noutoshi, Arugan, Shoel Tha, Zimbabulandia, Dave the not country, Aria Holons, Corinthina, Dantopia, XO Inc, The Vast Wilds, and CacaPoopPoop.

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