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The Grizzly Sheep of Drop Your Pants

“Friendship And Sheep Chocolate” The Shepard

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Ireland

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Drop Your Pants

Population32.209 billion

CapitalSheeptropolis
LeaderThe Shepard
FaithMonks of Sheep

CurrencyDali's Patience
AnimalZombie

The Grizzly Sheep of Drop Your Pants is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Shepard with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 32.209 billion Sheep have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheeptropolis. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Sheepish economy, worth a remarkable 8,146 trillion Dali's Patiences a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 252,919 Dali's Patiences, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,093,986 per year while the poor average 37,189, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

The government-run newspapers insist that everything is fine, it's best to decline if The Shepard offers to buy a round of drinks, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, and monks aren't the only ones who take vows of silence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drop Your Pants's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Monks of Sheep.

Drop Your Pants is ranked 22,098th in the world and 7th in Ireland for Most Stationary, with 752.0469492452 Days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 123rdLargest Black Market: 150thHighest Economic Output: 655thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 693rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,237thBest Weather: 1,487thLargest Populations: 1,533rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,752ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,754thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,821stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,880thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,925thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,925thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,127thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,167thHealthiest Citizens: 2,383rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,682ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,887thHighest Average Incomes: 3,280thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,442ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,576thSmartest Citizens: 4,133rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,282ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,336thMost Efficient Economies: 6,091stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,374thLowest Crime Rates: 6,394thLargest Governments: 6,915thNudest: 7,058thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 11,128thMost Developed: 13,555thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,828thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,207thMost Cultured: 16,644thMost Inclusive: 17,884thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,600thMost Influential: 19,717thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,992nd
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Drop Your Pants, monks aren't the only ones who take vows of silence.
  • : Following new legislation in Drop Your Pants, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • : Following new legislation in Drop Your Pants, it's best to decline if The Shepard offers to buy a round of drinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Drop Your Pants, the government-run newspapers insist that everything is fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Drop Your Pants, patriots insist that size does matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Drop Your Pants, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol.
  • : Following new legislation in Drop Your Pants, heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now.
  • : Following new legislation in Drop Your Pants, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Drop Your Pants, citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down.
  • : Following new legislation in Drop Your Pants, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.

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