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The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys

“Every Broken Enemy Will Know.....” Frank Sinatra

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the South Pacific


Drugged Monkeys

Population23.803 billion

LeaderFrank Sinatra

Animaldrugged monkey

The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Frank Sinatra with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.803 billion Drugged Monkeys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong a Drugged Monkey economy, worth a remarkable 1,236 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 51,967 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged Monkeys's national animal is the drugged monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drugged Monkeys is ranked 10,308th in the world and 227th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,251.66 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 222ndMost Influential: 437thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,169thTop
Best Weather: 1,972ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,819thLargest Populations: 3,507thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,713thMost Stationary: 4,720thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,858thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,052ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 7,958thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,104thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,363rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,435thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,123rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,308thHighest Economic Output: 11,122ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,881stSafest: 13,240thMost Cultured: 13,914thLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,977th
Most Influential: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionLargest Populations: 31st in the regionTop
Best Weather: 65th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 86th in the regionMost Stationary: 98th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 118th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 149th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 182nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 196th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 227th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 229th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 232nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 235th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 310th in the regionMost Cultured: 407th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 467th in the regionSafest: 507th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 546th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 558th in the region

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