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The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys

“Every Broken Enemy Will Know.....” Frank Sinatra

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific

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Drugged Monkeys

Population33.839 billion

CapitalHoboken
LeaderFrank Sinatra

Currencydollar
Animaldrugged monkey

The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Frank Sinatra with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 33.839 billion Drugged Monkeys are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming a Drugged Monkey economy, worth a remarkable 2,512 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 74,237 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homophobia is off the menu, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, and sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged Monkeys's national animal is the drugged monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drugged Monkeys is ranked 17,666th in the world and 458th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 95 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 342ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 870thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 921stMost Influential: 928thBest Weather: 1,926thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,579thLargest Populations: 2,935thTop
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Most Stationary: 3,289thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,150thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,416thHealthiest Citizens: 7,417thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,205thHighest Economic Output: 9,092ndSafest: 9,172ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,452ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,653rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,683rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,360thHighest Food Quality: 11,465thSmartest Citizens: 12,774thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,749thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,410thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,568thMost Cultured: 17,666thNicest Citizens: 20,365thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,171stMost Developed: 23,615thMost Inclusive: 24,577thLowest Crime Rates: 28,137thLargest Governments: 29,263rdMost Secular: 29,497th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 41st in the regionBest Weather: 52nd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 70th in the regionMost Stationary: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 95th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 165th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 194th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 200th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 208th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 216th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 229th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 231st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 234th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 245th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 263rd in the regionSafest: 275th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 318th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 342nd in the regionMost Cultured: 458th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 503rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 525th in the regionNicest Citizens: 550th in the regionMost Developed: 576th in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 280 » Kiasu-ism, Theorin, Curlyhoward, Soem, Tsunamy, Ancient Slobovia, Gymnostan, The Two Jerseys, Kringalia, Darakin, Sanden, Privatore, Linden Oak, Alf Landon, New East Scandinavia, Madhonia, Dankstergrad, Transtemporal Shifts, Pax Dracon, Havenfell, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The Solar System Scope, Emiton, Jazklartan, Vilbonde, Yellunstryer, Cypheri, Abarri, Drystar, Aionia, Noire Denholm, Antarctic Empires, Avonhead, Loechia, Unielvan Millorvium, Nova Montron, Bear Connors Paradiso, Nowa Europa, North Kanuckistan, Sthalrim, Trelatche, Arelplace, Jehenna, Farengeto, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, Aidenfieeld, The naked people, Southern Numenor, Walloonia, and 230 others.Calistan, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Xandev, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Amutien, A leftover country, Changolandia, Los Lonley Boys, Maeiland, PenguinPies, Amerion, Oreo States, Fasire, Mapico, Zaelith, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Great Scapula, Shefino, Ralphburg, The Worst army of, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Rad Asia, United Great Holy Empire, Doraya, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Dereistic, Itani, Jammlandia, Indolos, Midand, Myness, Tepertopia, Phanama, Unojo, The Island of Sorna, Beblahbleblo, Anatasha, Wallanda, Saciu, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, The Woragopiria, Nomayuki, The Haughtherlands, Arscanesia, Farelonia, Ostavaria, Aurcania, Skaladoria, Kanatian Percocet, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Venezia Pacifica, Great Lothian, Zanforadon, Mavenu, Karatengisa, Figlandia, Gracca, Bonobiana, Bavaristan, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, ARIAPOLIS01, Dakalian, Vuranda, Altnavia, Lynxaion, The Republic of Everleigh, Ugranda, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Siromiana, The Ginger Lands, Goldnation, Holy Free, Dun Frest, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Doundaly, Estival, Kazhinskia, Galactya, Sporaltryus, Gorklibunsond, Dimplingpie, America Gone Wrong, New Maxta, Eritria, Martzbrieg, New-Javarra, Khnomania, Sordandia, North Pernambuco, Frairrisburg, Uvalor, Galadra, Nova Rhodia, Geploastan, Arlandias, Terran Draconia, Ferfulesse, The Ark of Survival, Dhemixia, IndustroMiliComplex, Pepoland, Tanyaland, The Free Falklands, Greater Lamero, Empire of Pekoland, Deerp, Jantisha, Dundea Loea, Yugarritia, Monetaria, 0200-Gamma, Ever Testing, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Alvira, Siberia union, Hacrela, Astriva, Balisca, Cerespasia, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, The Amazons Daughters, Gonthavnor, Amerinsca, Bohenia, Arhanistan, Morian, Destroyer of Realms, Kaoia, The real Ireland, Asarana, West Khazana Finsstan, Kalaska77, Belschaft, Ipugao, Blipp, Awesome Imperium, Sea shep, Non-Believers, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Truskawkoland, Black Ivars, South Venison, Tioloman, Hazahmkong, Vasken, Moreana, Emagination, Africana, Thanitharia, Hadrex, Republic Empire of Japan, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Dran Fetonia, ANuadh, Purestan, Gdfsg land, Baxingtull, Yusan, Swenfia 2, Zeta Del Norte, Krauanagaz, The Filippinas, Lowelian, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Luxemstein, Detroxia, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Eastern Doncaster, Greater Castille and Leon, Bogani, The Weirdo, Springwalla, Shilvend, Marnrio, Las Filipina, HawkoFon, Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb, Aodhan, Vertruse, Lemenga, Neudorf, Lupusterra, Upper Ryu Lorty, Gutiterra, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Xanistan, Stingoistic Jates, Lans Isles, Marre, Silvalbia, Nueva Alta California, Jontum, United Allied Systems Nations, Capatilism, Nakayo, BEEstreetz, Pepperton, The Grand Potato Empire, Elritch, Philippinessss, Eastern Juble Lux, Apreerco, Satilynia, Vespurg, Mercian Legions, Repreteop, Threnluel, Anarco Argentina, Meirenyu, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Qadiworka, Genoxelande, Poguelands, and Stelmund.

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