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The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys

“Every Broken Enemy Will Know.....” Frank Sinatra

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific


Drugged Monkeys

Population25.725 billion

LeaderFrank Sinatra

Animaldrugged monkey

The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Frank Sinatra with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.725 billion Drugged Monkeys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong a Drugged Monkey economy, worth a remarkable 1,398 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,350 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged Monkeys's national animal is the drugged monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drugged Monkeys is ranked 207,025th in the world and 8,319th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -13.78 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 185thMost Influential: 410thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,096thBest Weather: 1,970thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,748thLargest Populations: 3,322ndMost Stationary: 4,349thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,759thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,526thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,848thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,916thHealthiest Citizens: 8,146thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,877thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 10,776thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,079thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,176thHighest Economic Output: 11,506thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,948thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,130thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,443rdMost Cultured: 13,247thSafest: 14,184thSmartest Citizens: 14,725thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,406th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 31st in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionBest Weather: 66th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 85th in the regionMost Stationary: 95th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 154th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 205th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 217th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 233rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 248th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 253rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 331st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 347th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 348th in the regionMost Cultured: 378th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 379th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 447th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 525th in the regionSafest: 555th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 719th in the region

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