The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Frank Sinatra with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.803 billion Drugged Monkeys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong a Drugged Monkey economy, worth a remarkable 1,236 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 51,967 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged Monkeys's national animal is the drugged monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drugged Monkeys is ranked 10,308^th in the world and 227^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,251.66 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.