by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys

“Every Broken Enemy Will Know.....” Frank Sinatra

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific


Drugged Monkeys

Population27.144 billion

LeaderFrank Sinatra

Animaldrugged monkey

The Drunken Irish Nation of Drugged Monkeys is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Frank Sinatra with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 27.144 billion Drugged Monkeys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoboken. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong a Drugged Monkey economy, worth a remarkable 1,523 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 56,134 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Executions are marked by quiet dignity and maybe a final round or two of whist, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drugged Monkeys's national animal is the drugged monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drugged Monkeys is ranked 6,480th in the world and 206th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,061.76 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 371stMost Influential: 557thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 918thBest Weather: 1,871stTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,611thLargest Populations: 3,272ndMost Stationary: 4,184thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,253rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,418thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,480thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,149thHealthiest Citizens: 8,202ndMost Rebellious Youth: 9,972ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,987thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,563rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,731stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,965thHighest Economic Output: 11,396thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,743rdTop
Safest: 12,508thMost Cultured: 13,368thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,559thSmartest Citizens: 14,628thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,676thNicest Citizens: 23,380th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 36th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionBest Weather: 63rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 78th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 88th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 136th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 206th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 225th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 247th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 249th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 256th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 314th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 322nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 335th in the regionMost Cultured: 389th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 390th in the regionTop
Safest: 436th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 438th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 446th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 455th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 680th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 790th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 317 » Kiasu-ism, Theorin, Curlyhoward, Soem, Tsunamy, Ancient Slobovia, Gymnostan, Bergenu, Sedunn, Seliyan progressive Islands, Lioniel, Pamela And Hepatitis, The United Expanse, Kholdan, Japanese Federal Republic, The Two Jerseys, Kringalia, Darakin, Sandaoguo, Belschaft, Sanden, Privatore, Linden Oak, Alf Landon, New East Scandinavia, Madhonia, GI-Land, FreeFishers, Dankstergrad, Transtemporal Shifts, Three Rivia Levr, Pax Dracon, Havenfell, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The Solar System Scope, PEPEP, Emiton, Viribus Videri, Enplatia, Center Lisle, RestartAll, Jazklartan, Vilbonde, Yellunstryer, Cypheri, St Oaks, Abarri, Drystar, Aionia, Black Ivars, and 267 others.Erinor, Noire Denholm, Antarctic Empires, Poopisiya, Avonhead, Loechia, Auphelia, Unielvan Millorvium, Oxsania, Escevola, Moreana, Angevin Britannia, Qvait, Techganet, Nova Montron, Si-topia, Bear Connors Paradiso, Spazzhole, Linguiniland, Nowa Europa, Wese Zippopiteradgil, North Kanuckistan, Centristvill, Sthalrim, Trelatche, Arelplace, Jehenna, Asgard of Rawls, Bod Wareenaland, Tsvetania, Farengeto, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, Aidenfieeld, Utondara, Volaworand, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Avalonica, The naked people, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Southern Numenor, Walloonia, Calistan, New Briantown, Great Andora, Crystal Creation, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Isokenzar, Camante, USNE2018, Cuuldere, Potion Seller, Xandev, Kandorith, Direwolf1, Herbert Island, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, North Catimestistrianes, Stoniamera, Dasko, The Filippinas, The West Valley Mountains, Amutien, Yeldarbsland, Salguod, Blaash, Crokin, Corgitopiaa, A leftover country, Third League of New Kent, NeoConcordia, Changolandia, Los Lonley Boys, Unidum, Maeiland, PenguinPies, Amerion, Grianal, Aurcania, Oreo States, Fasire, Mapico, Zaelith, Noveos, The Bereans, Rimandi, Cheesy Cheese Island, Bleakfoot, Marstella, Gentea, New Marinia, Tiransia, Steampunk Engineers, Bawkie, Terran Draconia, Iym Winterless, Holy Free, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Great Scapula, InnWorm, Anserisa, The Plebeian States, Shefino, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Ralphburg, Sau Man Frescher, Bumblegaria, Vardanfel, Dukin Donuts, The Worst army of, Quh, Maerist, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Marinho Islands, Gonrati, Dis7Nation, Alaninia, South Western Korea, Laamiva, Aschenburg, The Drakan Republic, Odesseen, Idiono, Mincestia, Royaltica, Page 53, Glen Cooley, South Caleblan, Valdutz, Rad Asia, Yavemaya, Hypersensible Crybabies, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Tioloman, United Great Holy Empire, Lesinteil, Doraya, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Kroumos, Zosnor, Dereistic, Kelshine, Bubyland, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Itani, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Rectionk, Ullan, Republik Hintonia, Wardoeka, Sernamica, Amakul, Kucaland, Kallassius, New Schoeneberg, Bohenia, Catsonya, Jammlandia, Fredriecan, Indolos, Drew-Topia, Seyja, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, New Iridescence, Baltenlands, Doss Kingly, Velarin, Eastern Nyan, Farelonia, Midand, Concrete Slab, Not Austria, Myness, The Northeast Mashriq, Pmta, House Ahsanul, Western Fardelshufflestein, Merevane, Tepertopia, Brunier, Phanama, Purple Hyacinth, Bartonia Nova, Drazilazi, Zataras, Alfama, Zuleit, Rabbitz, Vanbella, Eskvenn, WI SD EA D, Apartment 11F, Samofia, Euro Pacifica, Berlana, Sapientiano, Rotenaplistan, Los Rodeos, Tughampton, Blondiesland, Jiam, The Imperial Frost Federation, Manuck, Wakandan Tribes, Andinla, Roterdamia, Holota, Treir, Synarion, Margila Islands, Unity of purity, Wallechi, Lionstrapower, Truskawkoland, Central German Empire, Scu Greinne, Hakk Fiss, Honey Cake, Ceutalia, Qawe, LadyRebels, WeedCocaineDrugs, Shuckle Empire, Levistian, The Altan, Seythennia, The Republic Of Williamsburg, Doge Land, Death to democracy, Ottawa land, The Imperial Of Notsep, The Founding Citadel, Conexia, Heliophilia, Raven Can, Unojo, Eddonia, Monstrous Island, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Lyland, Proctethia, Bichedder, The ColdWyvernian Undead, NIGHTRAY, Greater Scottdascoda, West Bridgeport, The Stickmin Empire, Libedistan, Westenhald, Arvan Irawer, New Belgrade, Doundaly, Hellafare, Eutraya, Sodor and Mann, Ipugao, Noimosini, The United Australian States, Populaa, Drugged up Kitties, Oxyliteral, The island of Sorna, and Alambar.

View Forum posts