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The Commonwealth of Drunk Trolls

“Leave Us alone and we won't eat ye.” Drooling BigHead

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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Drunk Trolls

Population42.853 billion

CapitalBig Troll Hole
LeaderDrooling BigHead

Currencysideofmutton
Animalsheep

The Commonwealth of Drunk Trolls is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Drooling BigHead with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 42.853 billion Drunk Trollsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Troll Hole. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drunk Trollsian economy, worth an astonishing 10,344 trillion sideofmuttons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 241,387 sideofmuttons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, Drunk Trolls is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Drunk Trolls's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Drunk Trolls is ranked 377th in the world and 5th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 5,514.66313728 days.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 157thBest Weather: 257thLargest Agricultural Sector: 294thMost Beautiful Environments: 370thMost Stationary: 377thLargest Populations: 733rdHighest Economic Output: 759thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,142ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,149thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,301stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,362ndMost Secular: 1,877thHighest Food Quality: 2,244thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,269thSmartest Citizens: 2,303rdMost Pacifist: 2,403rdMost Cultured: 2,681stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,722ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,850thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,020thMost Developed: 3,081stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,922ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,359thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,742ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,960thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,566thRudest Citizens: 6,860thLargest Retail Industry: 9,218thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,536thMost Influential: 13,001stMost Inclusive: 13,503rdTop
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Nudest: 18,043rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,980thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,145thMost Efficient Economies: 21,295th
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Most Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 32nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 40th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 66th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 83rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 87th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 100th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 113th in the regionMost Cultured: 115th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 116th in the regionMost Pacifist: 128th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 137th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 162nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 164th in the regionMost Developed: 168th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 202nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 212th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 215th in the regionRudest Citizens: 246th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 287th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 290th in the regionNudest: 347th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 425th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 502nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 652nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Drunk Trolls was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, Drunk Trolls is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Drunk Trolls was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, the police force is on a recruitment drive.
  • : Drunk Trolls was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.

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