Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: World Benchmark |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The North Pacific
Population | 42.853 billion |
Capital | Big Troll Hole |
Leader | Drooling BigHead |
Currency | sideofmutton |
Animal | sheep |
The Commonwealth of Drunk Trolls is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Drooling BigHead with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 42.853 billion Drunk Trollsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Troll Hole. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Drunk Trollsian economy, worth an astonishing 10,344 trillion sideofmuttons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 241,387 sideofmuttons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, Drunk Trolls is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Drunk Trolls's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Drunk Trolls is ranked 377th in the world and 5th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 5,514.66313728 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
- : Drunk Trolls was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, Drunk Trolls is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Drunk Trolls was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.
- : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, the police force is on a recruitment drive.
- : Drunk Trolls was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.