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The Commonwealth of Drunk Trolls

“Leave Us alone and we won't eat ye.” Drooling BigHead

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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Drunk Trolls

Population34.854 billion

CapitalBig Troll Hole
LeaderDrooling BigHead

Currencysideofmutton
Animalsheep

The Commonwealth of Drunk Trolls is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Drooling BigHead with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 34.854 billion Drunk Trollsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Environment, although Education and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Troll Hole. The average income tax rate is 1.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drunk Trollsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,157 trillion sideofmuttons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 234,041 sideofmuttons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, skateparks can be found in every city, arbitration is mightier than the sword, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Drunk Trolls's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Drunk Trolls is ranked 204,767th in the world and 9,010th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -22.58 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Publishing Industry: 166thLargest Agricultural Sector: 171stBest Weather: 180thMost Beautiful Environments: 254thMost Stationary: 465thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 591stHighest Economic Output: 668thLargest Populations: 944thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,066thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,234thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,331stMost Secular: 1,509thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,865thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,893rdSmartest Citizens: 2,049thTop
5%
Healthiest Citizens: 2,233rdMost Pacifist: 2,370thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,370thMost Cultured: 2,453rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,818thMost Developed: 3,228thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,263rdHighest Crime Rates: 3,335thHighest Average Incomes: 4,042ndRudest Citizens: 4,625thLargest Retail Industry: 4,931stLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,235thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,909thTop
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Most Influential: 11,746thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,409thLargest Black Market: 12,424thMost Inclusive: 14,152ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,141stMost Politically Free: 18,813thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,365th
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1%
Largest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 36th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 40th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Secular: 72nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 82nd in the regionTop
5%
Highest Poor Incomes: 110th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 115th in the regionMost Cultured: 124th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 124th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 126th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 132nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 143rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 170th in the regionMost Developed: 185th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 187th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 198th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 250th in the regionRudest Citizens: 250th in the regionMost Politically Free: 397th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 413th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 458th in the regionLargest Black Market: 464th in the regionNudest: 484th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 687th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 772nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 776th in the regionMost Inclusive: 833rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Drunk Trolls was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
  • : Drunk Trolls was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Drunk Trolls was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Drunk Trolls, voting is voluntary.
  • : Drunk Trolls was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Drunk Trolls was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Drunk Trolls was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.

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