The Free Land of Drunkefn Kortextia is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.912 billion Drunkefn Kortextians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The strong Drunkefn Kortextian economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion Beers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 70,924 Beers, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and town welcome signs list corporate sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Drunkefn Kortextia's national animal is the Kittens.

Drunkefn Kortextia is ranked 274,251^st in the world and 5^th in Association of the Countries of the Free for Most Patriotic, with 0.66 flags saluted per person per day.