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The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands

“Vote for Kodos”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific


Drunken Seal Islands

Population9.068 billion

Leaderjizzmaster zero

AnimalDrop Bear

The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 9.068 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 129,320 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 9,645th in the world and 227th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,609.13 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,506thTop
Most Influential: 1,949thMost Efficient Economies: 4,732ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,426thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,456thLowest Crime Rates: 5,884thBest Weather: 5,987thMost Developed: 6,900thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,936thHealthiest Citizens: 7,163rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,436thMost Cultured: 7,444thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 7,875thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,878thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,100thMost Stationary: 8,150thMost Inclusive: 8,299thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,383rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,496thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,677thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,003rdLargest Welfare Programs: 9,645thLargest Governments: 9,774thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,467thSmartest Citizens: 11,944thHighest Economic Output: 12,016thMost Secular: 12,694thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,066thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,416thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,073rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,651st
Most Efficient Economies: 65th in the regionMost Influential: 116th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 123rd in the regionMost Stationary: 125th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 132nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 136th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 136th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 156th in the regionBest Weather: 171st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 174th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 177th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 179th in the regionMost Cultured: 180th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 182nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 191st in the regionLargest Populations: 192nd in the regionMost Developed: 196th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 196th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 204th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 211th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 212th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 227th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 227th in the regionLargest Governments: 229th in the regionMost Inclusive: 243rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 301st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 313th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 340th in the regionMost Secular: 389th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 397th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 426th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 429th in the regionNicest Citizens: 494th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 536th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 568th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 107 » Todd McCloud, Mundiferrum, Bachtendekuppen, A Slanted Black Stripe, Brotherland, Kangarawa, Roissyland, Aelitia, Bolshikstan, Urimel, The Romanum Legio, Davinhia, Roliganistan, Asendavia, Ribanzi, Talitoa, Survivoristan, ReeK, Am Echad, Axdel, Xhaco, Airrajul, H-Zhena, Arkantis, Squid Ruinosa, Republic of Monarchists, Wendelandia, Bullpups, Sansangra, Wiranath, Danesopia, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Fedele, Socialist Holy American Empire, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Ver Norge, Bacon Land, Someseni, Verketa, Peryn, Ravendi, Biggstonia, Valdwall, Dark Edgyness, British Calradia, Freedom Fascists, Ellsonian Dominion, Marrico, United China Nation, and 57 others.Thyaclinia, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Happian Union, Davelands, VW53Aland, Yumaka, The Sacred Whale, Neruch, Shantan, Gorbastan, Solarfall, Ridann, The Angel of Charity, Federated States of Zootron, Babcocia, Indrapore, Janoobi Jazair, BearStackof2015, Broengtopia, Riveraland, Stellar Colonies, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, The United Asian Republics, Kalaratri, Just Vale 2, Pakitsk, Justice-Becoming, Hizuru, Kingdom of Pars, VoyKovie, Enlil, Funkadelia, Kilkire, Renovatio de Imperium Coreanum, America Mjolnir, The United Neo American Union, Quark Unit, Rhealaliit, Plazland, Liberstankonia, Libertanny, Dragons Blood, Escade, Stanisiti, Euricanis, Marrabuk, Grossvietnam, Lerasi, Magosconity, Mossy-Oak, Chubaka, RovaMittala, Commodore Badger, Sreneck, Hedonistica, and La xinga.

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