The Drunken Tyranny of Drunkerland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Egglin Dankworth with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.387 billion Bums are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bum City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunkerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,875 trillion Bird Droppings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 289,482 Bird Droppings, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

"It was only a joke" is no longer a defense for the felony of discrimination, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes, the teaching of evolution has been banned, and hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Drunkerland's national animal is the Drunk Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Communism.

Drunkerland is ranked 333,158^th in the world and 159^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 0.88 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.