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The Read the WFE of Drunkndisorderly

“Sommelier at your Service”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: The Bar on the corner of every region

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Drunkndisorderly

Population18.553 billion

Currencycork
Animalhoney badger who dont care

The Read the WFE of Drunkndisorderly is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 18.553 billion Drunkndisorderlyians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government prioritizes Environment, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunkndisorderlyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,599 trillion corks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 140,113 corks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 399,443 per year while the poor average 39,191, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Financial investors are noting a boom in artillery, regional governors use national law books as toilet paper, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and the youth vote is only counted when kindergarten teachers ask who drew the best picture. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Drunkndisorderly's national animal is the honey badger who dont care, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drunkndisorderly is ranked 128,222nd in the world and 38th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,314.01 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 4,080thBest Weather: 4,621stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,789thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,153rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,660thMost Influential: 5,729thMost Stationary: 5,982ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,062ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,195thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,767thHighest Economic Output: 9,608thLargest Retail Industry: 13,446thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,518thRudest Citizens: 14,189thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 16,001stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,186thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,306thLargest Insurance Industry: 18,185thMost Cultured: 20,052ndLargest Populations: 20,876thMost Armed: 22,721stLargest Gambling Industry: 23,171stHighest Average Incomes: 29,173rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,300thMost Inclusive: 31,056th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the region

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