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The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia

“We Will Endure”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The North Pacific


Drutopia Insomnia

Population320 million

CapitalThe Vault


The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 320 million Drutopia Insomnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth 25.4 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,393 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, war criminals are given full state funerals, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Drutopia Insomnian Liberator", and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drutopia Insomnia is ranked 16,932nd in the world and 715th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 104.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,235thTop
Most Authoritarian: 5,866thMost Influential: 6,005thMost Income Equality: 8,566thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,756thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,568thLowest Crime Rates: 12,897thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,347thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,040thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,204thMost Extreme: 14,549thMost Secular: 15,632ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,223rdHighest Drug Use: 16,932ndLargest Governments: 17,046th
Most Authoritarian: 317th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 383rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 437th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 440th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 516th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 518th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 615th in the regionMost Extreme: 636th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 653rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 715th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 760th in the regionMost Secular: 782nd in the regionLargest Governments: 796th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 825th in the region

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