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The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia

“We Will Endure” Drupatine VII

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific


Drutopia Insomnia

Population3.434 billion

CapitalThe Vault
LeaderDrupatine VII


The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Drupatine VII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.434 billion Drutopia Insomnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth 703 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,829 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one is worried about government policies any more, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and nobody expected the fruit inquisition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Drutopia Insomnia is ranked 161,046th in the world and 6,727th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 94.96 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 607thMost Influential: 1,002ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,346thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,586thLowest Crime Rates: 1,728thMost Secular: 1,961stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,298thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,360thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,719thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,798thLargest Governments: 3,117thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,448thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,477thMost Developed: 4,550thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,566thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,784thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,699thHighest Average Incomes: 6,316thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,722ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,971stBest Weather: 7,279thSmartest Citizens: 7,500thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,672ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,768thLargest Black Market: 9,151stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,219thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,449thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,171stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,996thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,003rdMost Authoritarian: 16,325thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,421stLargest Welfare Programs: 18,069thMost Cultured: 18,732ndHealthiest Citizens: 20,970th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 61st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 89th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 98th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 102nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 103rd in the regionMost Secular: 117th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 140th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 151st in the regionLargest Governments: 168th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 257th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 281st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 284th in the regionMost Developed: 286th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 288th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 292nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 308th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 351st in the regionMost Influential: 373rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 397th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 397th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 431st in the regionBest Weather: 440th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 499th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 523rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 526th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 641st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 695th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 700th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 748th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 764th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 817th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 891st in the regionMost Cultured: 942nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 962nd in the region

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