The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 320 million Drutopia Insomnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth 25.4 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,393 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, war criminals are given full state funerals, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Drutopia Insomnian Liberator", and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drutopia Insomnia is ranked 16,932^nd in the world and 715^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 104.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.