The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Drupatine VII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.434 billion Drutopia Insomnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth 703 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,829 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one is worried about government policies any more, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and nobody expected the fruit inquisition. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Drutopia Insomnia is ranked 161,046^th in the world and 6,727^th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 94.96 on the Hickory Productivity Index.