“We Will Endure”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: The North Pacific
The Grand Duchy of Drutopia Insomnia is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 320 million Drutopia Insomnians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Drutopia Insomnian economy, worth 25.4 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,393 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, war criminals are given full state funerals, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Drutopia Insomnian Liberator", and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drutopia Insomnia's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
- : Drutopia Insomnia's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Drutopia Insomnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Drutopia Insomnia endorsed The Free Land of Bongoni.
- : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Drutopia Insomnian Liberator".
- : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, war criminals are given full state funerals.
- : Drutopia Insomnia was endorsed by The Free Land of Bongoni.
- : Following new legislation in Drutopia Insomnia, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
- : Drutopia Insomnia endorsed The Federal Republic of Austral States of America.
- : Drutopia Insomnia endorsed The Most Serene Monarchy of Daarwyrth.
Endorsements Received: 122 » Slacker Ville, New Lakemba, Orado, McMasterdonia, Alunya, Sea Ghost, Newpromisedland, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Anungu, Prydania, Loutsland, Runeda, Territorio di Nessuno, Dabarastan, Valhalla123, Shadowrik, Parmovand, Koda-Land, Lotion Empire, Dreadton, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Abject Ludicrosity, Kaschovia, Miruma, Sockmanland, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ravendi, 1 very fast endotarter, Zumlandia, Guer Aike, Duerrlewang, Sundred, Siwale, Eravonia, Aratani, Black Templares, The Tampa Bay Rays, Amauri, Pazair, Castle Federation, Empy, Glurponia, Viridiann, Dar es Saalam, Selfgradatude, Federation Terra Australis, Seenvorland, and 72 others.United Anglo-America, Maestros haven, Wineclaw, Freyford, Kranostav, Sunto, North Bratislava, Ethnon, El Fiji Grande, Interdimensional Zone, Zyvetskistaahn, Ponantine, Wodan, Sil Dorsett, Palgo, Wozronia, Partax, Landsa, Vincone Cae, Serendipita Martia, New Bremerton, Daiz, Holy Oranz, Religioncord, Frances Francis the First of France, Pallaith, Tachycardia, Gnomewatchers, U S Eh, Steampunk Ariel, The Iron Lions, Zokk, Aenglaland, New Octicarg, Votak Matim, Misthas, General COE, North Novkia, Rumagna, Vesuva, Umpus, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Independent Halls, Eywaan, Nikhilesh23, Valshire, Mazeoftime, Iron Cladia, Umuyyad, United states socialist republic, Valentine Z, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Praeceps, Fendlium, New Bismuthium, Angshire, Volstokn, Loli County, Jasminlandia, Terban Kedah, Cobleck Weleis, Lungha, Romam, Ikea Rike, Lazadonil, Puppets and Strings, Magnanimus, Francois Isidore, Austral States of America, Daarwyrth, New Flos, and Bongoni.