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The Grand Duchy of Duche De Varsovie Ksiestwo Warszawskie

“Honor i ojczyzna”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: The First French Empire


Duche De Varsovie Ksiestwo Warszawskie

Population2.148 billion

LeaderJoseph Poniatowski

AnimalBiały Orzeł

The Grand Duchy of Duche De Varsovie Ksiestwo Warszawskie is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph Poniatowski with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 2.148 billion Polskies are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warszawa. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Duche De Varsovie Ksiestwo Warszawskiean economy, worth 148 trillion zloties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,108 zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, and the Duche De Varsovie Ksiestwo Warszawskiean Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duche De Varsovie Ksiestwo Warszawskie's national animal is the Biały Orzeł, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is chrześcijaństwo.

Duche De Varsovie Ksiestwo Warszawskie is ranked 195,819th in the world and 1st in The First French Empire for Rudest Citizens, with 28.48 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,569thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,775thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 22,106th

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