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The Quack Quack Quack of Ducks Looking For Grapes

“Hey! Got any grapes?” A Duck

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Doki Doki Literature Club


Ducks Looking For Grapes

Population2.013 billion

CapitalLemonade City
LeaderA Duck


The Quack Quack Quack of Ducks Looking For Grapes is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by A Duck with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.013 billion ducks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Welfare, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemonade City. The average income tax rate is 49.2%.

The powerhouse lemonade stand economy, worth 185 trillion grapes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,088 grapes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, and A Duck is the self-declared God of all Ducks Looking For Grapes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ducks Looking For Grapes's national animal is the duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Grapeism.

Ducks Looking For Grapes is ranked 17,693rd in the world and 2nd in Doki Doki Literature Club for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,577.45 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Devout: 6,315thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,121stTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,248thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,465thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,294thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,693rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,792nd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the region

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