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The Stalker Owl of Duolingo-Owl

“IT'S SPANISH OR VANISH!” Duo

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Dark World

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Duolingo-Owl

Population3.816 billion

CapitalYour lessons
LeaderDuo
FaithIt's Spanish or Vanish

Currencyxp
Animalowl

The Stalker Owl of Duolingo-Owl is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Duo with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.816 billion your families are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Your lessons. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.7%.

The very strong Duolingo economy, worth 199 trillion xps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 52,153 xps, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 168,552 per year while the poor average 12,194, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Duo is the self-declared God of all Duolingo-Owl, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, elections have been outlawed, and illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Duolingo-Owl's national animal is the owl, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is It's Spanish or Vanish.

Duolingo-Owl is ranked 281,366th in the world and 12th in Dark World for Most Stationary, with 6.31359318152 days.

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Most Conservative: 637thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,142ndTop
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Most Extreme: 25,548th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the region

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