The Black Lucky Holy Christmas of Durmengrad Prime is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Santa St Patrick with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.019 billion denizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Durmengrad. The average income tax rate is 50.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Durmengradian economy, worth a remarkable 1,329 trillion gold bar candy canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,386 gold bar candy canes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Durmengrad Prime's national animal is the zombie reindeer pony leprechaun, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.

Durmengrad Prime is ranked 25,775^th in the world and 1,649^th in Osiris for Highest Average Incomes, with 147,386.33 Standard Monetary Units.