The Jesus Christ of Durrnil is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jesus Christ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, national health service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.081 billion Durrnilians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Durrnilian economy, worth 590 trillion Jesuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,302 Jesuses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 878,174 per year while the poor average 4,358, a ratio of 201 to 1.

A broken arm or leg no longer costs an arm and a leg, Durrnilians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, Jesus Christ is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Durrnil's national animal is the Jesus Christ, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Durrnil is ranked 63,500^th in the world and 1^st in Civicistan for Highest Food Quality, scoring 30 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.